This is a cool blog idea by Boobies, Babies, & A Blog and it is oh so perfect for this week. If you haven't been to her site, definitely check it out.
So let's begin!
Fawk you female body and periods. You were cramping and hurting and being completely exhausted for the past month. And you waited 47 days, yes 47 WHOLE days, to start the cycle again. This is horrible on your part because I want a baby and you misled me to thinking I was pregnant and this may be my turn. Fawk you!
Fawk you friends that let you down. In the past month I have been let down by 3 people I thought were pretty good friends. Two of them being just this week. Fawk You Friend 1 that was going to make one major transition in my life easy for once. I went against my better judgement and trusted you only to find out that you changed your mind and I was screwed again. And Fawk You Friend 2 who lied to me, told me you weren't doing something, and then I caught you lying AGAIN! You don't know I know what's going on, and it is going to stay that way, but you just fucked with the wrong girl. I am done giving you chances!
Fawk you marine corps! You make my husband's life hell and then he comes home absolutely miserable. Not only do you make his life miserable on a daily basis but in general. He wants nothing to do with this state because of you. This is horrible and I hate you for it because this is where I want to stay. I love the area we are in and the endless possibilities that are here. It is because of you that we fought this week and it is because of you that we disagree on so much stuff.
Fawk You week! I'm glad you're almost done. I'm tired of dealing with the bullshit you've brought!